It's so funny.
We don't have time for this.
- Jang Hoon. - Not again.
You are embarrassing.
- You used to be an athlete. - It hurts.
- You used to be an athlete, right? - Yes.
And you are a celebrity.
- I am. - You are.
You guys are all celebrities.
It's so frustrating.
What's wrong?
- What's wrong? - Tell us.
They have surveyed children's dream job.
Do you guys know what the kids want to be the most?
Celebrities and athletes.
- That's right. - Okay. But why did you sound upset?
So we have to...
try our best to...
not to ruin their dreams.
- How are we going to do that? - You should come on time.
Right.
I'm late because of this survey.
- Pilots. - Scientists.
Scientists, president...
- Teachers. - Presidents.
We used to have a party when someone became one of those.
That's why people called me as a man of great strength.
You were a famous person.
- I wanted to be a scientist. - Me too.
I also wanted to be an aerospace engineer.
- They don't suit you. - A scientist?
I am very scientific person.
- What? - What did you want to be, Su Geun?
I want transfer students to be here.
No. Tell us your real dream.
- I wanted to be a comedian. - From when he was small.
I wanted to be a comedian.
As I said, "comedian", real comedians are here.
(Comedians enter.)
- There are our comedians. - Look at them.
(Stop it.)
That was so boring.
Well done.
(He enters with boring slapstick.)
- Gosh. - Hello, guys.
Hello.
(The classroom looks so full.)
- They are three pigs. - They all look like Ho Dong.
They finally met each other.
Ho Dong is one of them.
Nice to meet you guys.
- Gosh. - You guys are cute.
- We are cute. - Look.
I am the cute one, okay?
They are three little pigs.
You guys can take off your masks. Show yourself.
(Show yourselves.)
- Se Yoon. - We are not wearing masks.
Se Yoon, did you put something in your tummy?
- No. - No.
When they were entering the classroom,
they could not come in at the same time.
Before you guys introduce yourselves...
Did you do that slapstick on purpose?
- No. - Gosh.
I just did it for fun.
That was so boring.
- I had to show you guys something. - Introduce yourselves then.
- Shall we do that? - Okay.
(An introduction of transfer students)
Nice to meet you guys.
- I am... - Is this desk for one person?
(The desk looks so small today.)
When I saw this on TV, two people used to fit this desk.
(The desk was used by two people.)
(Spacious)
That's right.
When they had female idols, they could fit the desk.
As he's standing here, I can't stand next to him.
No.
- I think the desk became smaller. - It did.
I think I know why they put this desk here.
- Why? - Tell us.
I think we can put our tummy on the desk.
- Like this. - Min Sang.
It feels comfortable.
It feels stable.
- They are funny. - Thank you.
Nice to meet you guys.
I weighed 4.5kg when I was born. I was born as a fat baby.
I've never been small. I keep growing bigger.
I was born as a fat baby but I am still cute.
I am Moon Se Yoon. Nice to meet you guys.
- Hello. - Nice to meet you too.
He talks so well.
People often think that...
all the fat people are the same, right?
But there are natural born fat people...
and people who become fat later in their lives.
They become fat as they get older with the extra curriculum lessons.
There are people who become fat later.
Do we need to take extra lessons?
I was born like this. I'm an elite.
- Nice to meet you all. - We also have an elite.
- He was born like this. - Were you born as a fat kid?
Yes. What about you?
We don't count people who become fat later.
No, we don't.
- But Ho Dong chose the wrong path. - What do you mean?
I see too many muscles on his body.
As he is sitting with his legs crossed,
1.5 million fat people are disappointed.
What are they talking about?
- It's the era for fat people. - That's right.
We are all polite people.
We've never sat with our legs crossed.
It feels as if we are watching a play.
- "Lee Soo Il and Shim Soon Ae". - They are wearing masks too.
They are wearing pig masks.
They all look cute.
Min Sang, please introduce yourself.
Okay. It's Min Sang's turn. I will exit now.
He can button up his shirt all the way.
We can't button this.
It's frustrating.
It's amazing.
I think they give out this cardigan to fat people only.
I haven't seen other people wearing this.
It's so hot in here. Why did they give us this?
They are so good.
Look at him.
- I can't button this. - Look at Min Sang.
- It's too revealing. - Is it?
- It's revealing. - Min Sang.
Min Sang, you are so lurid.
- Am I? - Your clothes look so revealing.
I always wondered why we only have one stomach.
I always felt so sad about it. I am Yu Min Sang.
- Nice to meet you all. - Nice to meet you too.
Gosh.
Please sing us a song. "What Is Love?"
("What Is Life" by Lee Mu Song)
(They're excited singing a song of a similar looking singer.)
Mu Song.
There is one more.
What is it?
In my arms
Kim Jung Soo.
(Yu Min Sang looks like many people.)
I often got confused Min Sang with Joon Hyun.
That's right.
There are still many people who are confused.
- Really? - Yes.
I think Min Sang is bigger than Joon Hyun.
I think I am the biggest comedian in Korea.
He is.
I think we can check our weights with the scale.
I should beat Jang Hoon. Then I'll be...
- the biggest comedian in Korea. - He doesn't weigh much.
- He doesn't weigh much. - I'm not that heavy.
I went on a diet these days, so I don't think I weigh much.
You weigh more than 100kg, right?
Of course, I do.
I saw you weigh more than 130kg.
- I am late 130kg. - I don't weigh that much.
I am the heaviest celebrity in Korea then.
- He is the king pig. - Yes.
He is the heaviest.
Congratulations.
How much does Joon Hyun weigh?
- He weighs about 120kg. - He weighs 121kg.
- He is 21 years old. - He is.
I have ups and downs.
I weigh between 116kg and 125kg.
How can there be a 9kg difference?
If we eat as much as we want,
- we can gain 5kg easily. - No, no, no.
If we think of going on a diet,
we lose 5kg immediately.
- If you decide to go on a diet? - Yes.
If I just eat 3 meals a day, I lose 5kg.
- That's right. - He's right.
- We lost weight with three meals. - Now we are talking.
Ho Dong looks so small today.
- He looks so thin. - He does.
Your chin looks sharp today.
When can we sit with our legs crossed?
(I am so jealous.)
- I am so curious. - So am I.
And he is much lighter now than before.
He lost about 30kg to 40kg.
- Gosh. - He is different.
When I was ssireum player, I weighed as much as Min Sang.
- You weighed more than Min Sang. - I did.
When I weighed as much as Min Sang,
it took me 12 seconds to finish 100m run.
- He was a flying pig. - I was fast.
We always win if we run on a downhill road.
- I am not lying. - He's so funny.
- I love you, Se Yoon. - By rolling?
- I've never lost like that. - Did you roll?
As we are heavy, we can use the wind.
- We can't stop easily. - I see.
- I am serious. Why is he laughing? - Of course.
Se Yoon. You seem nervous today.
- I am sweating. - He doesn't look nervous.
Is the air conditioning working?
- Air conditioning? - I feel hot.
He asked for one thing to the staff.
He asked them to turn the air conditioner on.
- Really? - I had so many things to complain.
- He feels hot easily. - It was somewhat cold.
We have Hee Chul and Kyung Hoon here.
You guys can put more clothes on if you feel cold.
I can't take my clothes off when it's hot.
- When it's hot. - Yes.
So you guys should put more clothes on if you feel cold.
That's why I asked them to turn the air conditioner on.
Ho Dong used to...
hate younger fat kids.
Who said that?
He didn't like them because he would lose his character then.
They would look similar.
- He doesn't like fat comedians. - I am disappointed in you.
I heard from people.
- I am not lying. - Hey.
Ask Se Yoon and Min Sang.
We are so close like real brothers.
Tell him, guys.
You should tell them first.
- I am scared. - I am scared too.
We are like family and friends.
Who wants to tell us first?
Ho Dong wants to be our friends.
- But... - What's wrong, Se Yoon?
- My mouth feels so dry. - Are you nervous to be...
on a variety show?
To be honest...
I always wondered if I could do a variety show again.
- There was a reason. - What was that?
I saw many victims of Ho Dong came on this show.
- Were you on "Star King" too? - Were you?
- Were you a victim too? - Were you?
He wasn't on "Star King".
I was on "Strong Heart".
- "Strong Heart". - He is the new victim.
You were a victim on "Strong Heart".
I was on "Strong Heart" too.
I was scared to transfer to this school.
Gosh. Never mind.
Just tell us.
Don't be scared. He's nothing.
Se Yoon. I was on that show too. How did he hurt you?
I was a guest on the 1st or 2nd episode of "Strong Heart".
- He was a guest in the beginning. - I was invited.
I knew one of the writers of "Strong Heart". We used to work together.
She liked my talk.
She chose me as a rising comedian.
When they had a staff meeting, they could not wait to invite me.
She told me that I would become so famous.
- There were 20 guests. - There were.
At that time, it was popular to invite many guests.
I was the least famous guest on that episode.
I was waiting for my chance to come.
I was sitting like a loser.
Ho Dong used to host his shows powerfully.
He used to do it like this. "Who has the strongest heart?"
- He looks the same. - That's right.
When I think of that time, I feel nervous again.
He used to scream like "2ne1!"
He was so excited to have them as his guests.
He asked Min Zy to dance as well.
- The show went on for 10 hours. - My goodness.
I was so tired that time. And he saw me.
He thought that he managed the show.
"We had so many funny stories."
"Who hasn't talked today?"
He asked to raise hands up. So I did.
"Okay. But I think..."
"it's better to come on the show again next week."
"Come on the show again next week."
"And talk about your funny story next week."
"What do you think, Juby Train?"
And Juby Train was like...
(Thinking)
"Ho Dong is right. My story wasn't funny anyway."
"I will come again next week." And he put his sign down.
And it was my turn.
- It was your turn. - "Se Yoon, what do you think?"
I was going to agree with him.
But the writer that I knew held a sign.
"Se Yoon."
"Don't put your sign down."
"We want to hear your story at the end."
She was holding the sketchbook in her hands.
Ho Dong asked me again.
"Se Yoon!"
(Ho Dong versus the writer)
He talks the same.
Don't do this to me. It can't be right.
- I am not lying. - So I...
Ho Dong was standing here.
I said, "I think..."
The writer kept asking me to tell my story.
"Se Yoon. Don't give up."
"Moon Se Yoon!"
She says do it. He's telling me not to talk.
And I said...
"I..."
(He made his mind up.)
I said "I will talk now." And he was like "What?"
(What?)
(Laughing)
It's so funny.
He said, "You are wrong."
"Do you think you have a story that would beat everyone else's?"
"Se Yoon, you want to try, right?"
"I will look forward to your story."
- He's so funny. - My goodness.
- It went big. - He's so funny.
I love this part.
"What?"
I can't forget when he said, "I will look forward to your story."
He was like, "Let's see what you've got."
He was waiting to see what you've got.
But...
the person who talked before me, he talked about a touching story.
My gosh.
Everyone cried a bit too.
Everyone was so quiet since they were touched.
Ho Dong said, "Okay."
(Opening his eyes wide)
"It feels so quiet now."
"We have talked about many funny and touching stories."
"But he said he must talk."
"Are you sure you want to try?"
So I was like...
The writer was still cheering for you.
I was hesitating. I panicked.
- He panicked. - The writer...
threw her sketchbook.
And I said, "I was wrong."
"My story isn't a touching story."
"My story isn't that funny either."
Ho Dong said...
"Great! You are wise."
And he wrapped up quickly.
"See you again. Strong Heart!"
("Strong Heart")
After the show,
- I went home like this. - He could not talk at all.
I think...
He is a natural born comedian.
He made something out of nothing.
Gosh.
He made up the story.
- Wasn't his story real? - He made up the whole story.
- He looks the same. - Great.
My little brother.
Se Yoon, what's wrong?
- Se Yoon, stay with me. - I made up the story.
- It did not happen. - You...
You should come to my waiting room.
(Come to my waiting room.)
Among all the guests who impersonated Ho Dong,
- he did the best. - He did.
Since his body looks similar,
- he looks like Ho Dong. - They look the same.
Fat comedians impersonate...
Ho Dong a lot.
Many comedians have bad neck from copying Ho Dong like this.
(That's so random.)
What's wrong with him?
- Look at him. - Min Sang.
Look at Min Sang.
- Look at him. - Min Sang felt threatened.
- That's right. - Everyone talked, not me.
He was...
I had to do something.
Since everyone loved Se Yoon's talk,
- he felt threatened. - I had to do something.
I wasn't going to dance.
Do it with Ho Dong then.
- Try it together. - Show us.
- In 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4. - In 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4.
(Here are Ho Dongs.)
- Look at them. - They are competing.
(It's hard to tell who Ho Dong is.)
Ho Dong, the dance is yours. Why did you try so hard?
Ho Dong, you tried your best, right?
You are good. You made up the funny story.
Good. You will become big now.
I don't know about Se Yoon.
Min Sang is Yeong Cheol's junior comedian, right?
Did he ever make you feel upset?
- No. - They didn't meet each other.
Too bad. I didn't get a chance to meet him.
When I became a comedian, he was leaving.
So we didn't really meet. However,
we saw each other in restaurants.
I greeted him like this.
He paid for my meal when he left the restaurant.
He said "Enjoy your meal."
- I used to do that. - He looked so cool.
He is kind.
I loved Min Sang from the beginning when he became a comedian.
When he first came...
I think it was when we were on "Gag Concert".
You were a person who sells kimbap.
"Buy some kimbap." And he ate a little.
- "Buy some kimbap." - I remember that too.
When someone asked for kimbap,
he said, "there is no kimbap."
He ate everything before he sold to customers.
- I was so shocked at that time. - Was the scene on a train?
- Do you remember? - I remember that too.
- What was that skit called? - On a train,
I push the cart with food.
"I have eggs."
"I don't have eggs now."
"I have sweet potatoes. No, I don't have them anymore."
- "I have kimbap." - "I don't have it anymore."
So on his skit,
no one could eat.
- No one could eat, except him. - Hold on.
This desk didn't have wheels on it.
- What? - My goodness.
- You can push it naturally. - How did he push this desk?
It's his skill.
I loved his first appearance.
Se Yoon has many good ideas.
He has many personal skills.
Min Sang has many ideas.
He knows how to make skits.
- They are good at acting too. - They are.
Since their acting skills are good,
they can make any stories interesting.
Se Yoon, you brought your EF, right?
Bring your EF to your seniors.
Se Yoon.
It's here. I found it.
Oh, it's not here.
My Enrollment Form is...
here.
(I am coming.)
Here it is.
He's good.
(His acting skills surprise everyone.)
- He's so good. - He's so funny.
- Okay, let's move on. - Are you okay? Aren't you tired?
- It's okay. - Just hang in there.
- Take your breath. - Drink some water too.
Don't you have tissue there?
It's not sweet.
- This is sugar-free. - Is it?
I don't understand why sugar-free things cost more.
They left something out, so why charge more?
You have to charge more if you add sugar.
They ask you for more money when they skipped the sugar.
- You are right. - Why do we have to pay more...
to eat green tea fed pork when the pig ate the green tea?
Did I eat it?
Did I?
- You are right. - The pig ate the tea.
- It's not even that different. - The pig ate the green tea.
Why should I pay for what the pig ate?
You think about these things.
- Let's check the enrollment form. - They are funny.
Name. "Yoo Se Yoon."
- "No. I am Moon Se Yoon." - Moon Se Yoon.
That's what he wrote.
Do people get confused and call you "Yoo Se Yoon"?
I debuted about two years earlier.
But after he debuted, he's become more famous than I am.
People didn't associate you with the name "Se Yoon".
- Nobody did. - Right.
Even when I went on an event or a TV show,
the MCs...
called me "Yoo Se Yoon".
But, I couldn't even correct them back then.
"That's me."
I wanted to correct them, but I just said, "That's me."
So today, I want to make it clear that my name is "Moon Se Yoon".
You are popular too.
Next is Yu Min Sang.
The viewers won't relate you to the wrong names from now on.
Right.
Let me introduce Se Yoon and Min Sang's...
nicknames now.
First, Se Yoon's nickname is...
"Pig Prince".
Surprisingly, none of Min Sang's nicknames are related to pig.
- Really? - People don't relate me to a pig.
None of Min Sang's nicknames are related to pig.
"You Mean Sang"
"Mr. 20".
- Mr. 20. - I was...
- batch 20 when I became a comedian. - Okay.
I am not Mr. 20 because I eat 20 meals a day.
I think you are Mr. 20 because you eat 20 meals a day.
People always misunderstand that. I was Batch 20.
I joined KBS as Batch 20.
Why aren't you mentioning about your new nickname?
- What is it? - His fans gave him a nickname.
- What is it? - He lives alone,
so they want him to feed himself well.
So they call him, "Min Sang, Eat Three Meals a Day".
It's true.
It sounds bad because there's no space between words.
- They did it intentionally. - You have to space words well.
He lives alone, so they are worried...
- that he would starve. - I was on a live stream show.
- "Min Sang, Eat Three Meals a Day". - "Min Sang, Eat Three Meals a Day".
They are worried about you.
It's the same as the sentence, "Father is going inside the room."
- Right. - That's it.
That's how much he's loved.
It's the longest nickname ever.
What's up with "Mr. Cement"?
People called me that because my face is like the color of cement.
I can camouflage with this.
I can see it.
Is it...
- that bad? - By the way...
- His face is a little dark. - I can't understand.
His face lacks the red tone,
- compared to other people's faces, - Right.
- Does it lack the red tone? - It's a little different.
He's got one more nickname,
which suits him the best.
You might wonder why he got this nickname.
It might hurt his feelings.
His last nickname is "No Kiss".
No Kiss.
Se Yoon gave me that nickname.
You've never kissed.
I know. It's not true.
Yeong Cheol's never kissed either.
- I have kissed. - Why don't you two kiss?
(Both of them have never kissed someone.)
Come here.
You two should kiss each other.
Se Yoon, tell us.
Min Sang said he'd done it. Why do you say he hasn't?
Has anyone seen Min Sang going out...
with a girl and kissing her?
Everyone is suspicious of his claim.
- Do I have to date someone on TV? - Nobody's seen...
a photo of him with his girlfriend.
We suspect that he's never kissed on a street.
He's not New Kids On The Block...
but "No Kiss On The Block".
He's never kissed on the block.
That's what we've been saying.
Se Yoon prepared a lot for this.
We've been teasing him with that.
I even asked for people's reports on social media.
I asked the lady who kissed him to contact me.
I said I'd keep it to myself.
- And nobody contacted me. - Who would contact you?
- Who would reveal it to you? - Be honest, Min Sang.
Honestly, have you been single all your life?
No. 8 years ago, I had a girlfriend whom I dated for 3 years.
How did you meet her?
- How did I meet her? - Yes.
That's when you were really popular.
It'd only been two years since I became a comedian.
- I was working really hard. - Right.
After a shooting,
I went to a night club with my friends.
- You met her there. - I met her there.
We still had a lovely relationship.
- Did you date her for 3 years? - We dated for 3 years.
Before that...
You've seen her.
You went there with me. Su Geun.
- Go where? - We went to Jangheung.
- That lady! - Yes.
- Did you see her? - Was she your girlfriend?
I hung out with them, but I didn't know.
I found you.
- We hung out together. - We had a barbecue.
- Right. - Right.
See? I found the witness.
I found the witness.
- He's right. - He's right there.
- Did you see her? - He's the witness.
- You saw us. - Were they really dating?
It was a double date. I took my wife with me.
Min Sang brought his girlfriend. We were close.
So we had a barbecue at Jangheung Recreation Area.
- I remember. She's small. - Right.
- That's it. - Right.
That's the lady I dated eight years ago.
Min Sang.
What's her name?
I can't tell you that. She's married.
Is she married?
- She's married. - She's married.
Right.
Did you see him kiss?
I didn't see them holding hands.
He said she was his girlfriend.
- She was really pretty. Cute. - Really?
- Right? - She was really pretty.
But he hasn't seen you kiss her.
- He never told me about it. - You didn't kiss her.
Wait.
How can I kiss her while having a barbecue?
(Stop being unreasonable.)
How can we...
How can we kiss there?
How can we kiss while grilling meat?
They were a little awkward though.
- Why were we awkward? - Wasn't it when...
- you were just starting to date? - Perhaps...
you only went on a few dates.
No. We had been dating. Why would she...
- follow me all the way there? - Perhaps you loved her alone...
for three years?
No. Why would she follow me there then?
We are teasing him...
and making him look funny.
But comedians are so humorous.
- Right. - So I am sure...
- he had a lot of girlfriends. - It was her.
I didn't know. I thought he never had a girlfriend.
Once ladies fall in love with...
Ho Dong, Min Sang, and Se Yoon's charms,
they can't date people like you anymore.
(People like us?)
Right?
We hold her up and hug her.
They get surprised because they had never experienced that.
- I know that well. - When they meet...
someone ordinary afterward...
If the guy's in a small size, those ladies feel dissatisfied.
Of course.
What if the boyfriend pass out?
That'll be troublesome. There's a risk.
There's a risk.
You have to call 911.
So only Yeong Cheol has been single all his life.
- Girlfriend... - I've dated someone.
Didn't I tell you about the girl I was seeing?
The lady who works at a foreign company.
- Right. - Really?
We dated for seven months.
- You're a liar. - It wasn't that serious.
You said on TV that you have a girlfriend.
And she broke up with you.
("Yeong Cheol Speaks Out About His Past Relationship.")
She didn't want to be known as his girlfriend.
That made you really sad, and you asked me to drink with you.
Usually celebrities want to keep their relationship a secret.
He was supposed to keep it a secret.
And suddenly he revealed it on TV.
They broke up as soon as it made the news.
They broke up right away.
She was working at a foreign company...
- and she speaks English. - As soon as the news got out...
I failed to protect her.
Let's move onto their strengths.
Since they are comedians,
they must have a lot of talents.
Both of their specialties are impressions.
Se Yoon's specialty is an impression of Joo Hyun.
- And... - Mr. Joo Hyun.
Min Sang's specialty is an impression of Min Kyung Hoon.
- Really? - What's this?
He can do an impression of Kyung Hoon?
You must sing well.
I don't sing well or mimic his voice well.
- I am good at copying his style. - Explain it to us.
I've been doing the impression of Mr. Joo Hyun since my debut.
- You are just like her. - Yes, I have.
I've been doing it for 15 to 16 years.
People like it more now.
- It's better than the past. - Why is that?
I continue doing the impression of him because...
Yeong Cheol's been doing the impression of Ha Chun Hwa...
- for about 19 years. - It's been 19 years.
I want to do it longer than Yeong Cheol.
- Longer. - I got his permission.
Mr. Joo said I can do his impression anytime.
I got the permission too.
Did you?
I asked him to come out here...
and to sing...
To sing "The Angel Who Lost Wings".
I asked him to sing it.
Let's bring him out.
- Mr. Joo. - Mr. Joo.
(He turns into Joo Hyun.)
I am going to sing "The Angel Who Lost Wings".
It's an honor, sir.
Thank you.
- You can sit and watch. - Okay.
(He's exactly like Joo Hyun.)
(Even his gestures express Joo Hyun's soul.)
(Is that why she left without bothering to telling me?)
Is that why?
(The emotion intensifies.)
(Let's look for the angel)
(Let's find her)
(His gestures are perfect.)
(He's so amazed that he's become muted.)
(They concentrate.)
(Let's find her old...)
(He bursts into laughter.)
(Joo Hyun hurriedly left.)
- Well done. - Well done.
Did he already leave?
He was too embarrassed, so he left.
He left.
Where did he go?
- I suddenly felt so embarrassed. - He was just here.
Where did he go?
I think he lacked courage.
Well done.
That was fun.
- So... - It was quiet...
because we were so concentrated.
We concentrated because you sounded just like him.
I was once on a show with Mr. Joo.
We went on a show together.
Right.
He talks just like that.
- Right? - Se Yoon perfectly...
- copies the way he speaks. - Right. The details are there.
When you first met him,
wasn't it difficult to get the permission from him?
No, he really liked me.
- Even now, we're close. - He really loves Se Yoon.
We sometimes drink together.
He gives me all his clothes.
- His clothes? - We did a sitcom together.
Was it to thank you for the impressions of him?
When we were shooting the sitcom together, I was here.
He was in another waiting room. His waiting room...
was different from our waiting room.
I was standing in the hallway,
and he opened the door.
(He's possessed again.)
(He mimics even the nonverbal expressions.)
- He didn't say anything? - He didn't say anything.
I was just goofing around in the hallway.
(Come here.)
(Just you, Se Yoon.)
So I went into his waiting room.
I went in there. When I went in, he said,
"I brought..."
"a golf wear for you."
For me?
He got clothes from abroad for me.
(The clothes he bought it from abroad)
Porpatakar...
What's that?
- It's a brand name. - The brand name is Porpatakar.
I haven't heard of it before, Porpatakar.
Goodness.
Is it expensive?
It's very expensive, man.
He's here, right?
(It's like Joo Hyun came here.)
Kudapartasta. I don't know that brand.
It's very rare to find.
It's a golf wear. You can have it.
(He gave out rare brand clothes to Se Yoon.)
So, he gave out many clothes.
"Hold on, this is mine."
"This one isn't for you, I think."
- "It's my favorite one." - He's just like Joo Hyun.
Of course.
It's like Joo Hyun is really here.
He gave his sunglasses and even his leather jacket.
I think Joo Hyun really likes him.
He sometimes calls Se Yoon...
to have drink.
He likes Se Yoon a lot.
Since Se Yoon showed his best, I look forward to Min Sang's...
voice imitation of Kyung Hoon.
A lot of people already tried voice imitation of my voice.
But, Min Sang can do many voices as well.
I heard you don't do voice imitation that much.
In fact, I used to be a comedian without any personal talents.
As I tried, I get to be able to do more.
I'm trying to imitate the voice of Kyung Hoon in 2006.
- In 2006? - Yes, there's 1 in 2006.
And rest of them will be animal sounds.
I have some talents to imitate still objects or other sounds.
- That sounds good. - So, I'll try a few of them.
That's what I've prepared.
1st, I'll try Kyung Hoon in 2006.
This song is quite famous.
It's called "Reds Go Together".
There's a key point of his voice.
(Starting to use his head voice)
(You are)
(My champion)
(When we cry out together)
(Adjusting the dynamics with the transparent mic skillfully)
(Korea)
That part...
- It's quite similar. - You sounded similar.
- And "Thorns" has a key point too. - "Thorns"!
(Deep like thorns)
(Nailed)
- My goodness. - Did I really do like that?
Was I like that?
It sounded more strongly.
"Nailed memory" is the key point of this song.
You're good at catching the point.
What else do you have?
I'll imitate animal sounds.
How do you refer to a sound of dog?
- A dog sound. - Right.
- Woof woof. - I see.
- Bow-wow. - I mean onomatopoeia.
- Bow-wow. - It's bow-wow.
You call it like bow-wow or woof woof.
In Korea, there's no dogs...
that can really sound like bow-wow.
- Have you ever heard that sound? - No.
- They don't bark like that. - Right.
So, I'll tell you how dogs bark then.
They bark like alphabet F.
Alphabet F?
F, F! Is it like that?
This capital F is referring to a big dog.
- A big dog? - A big dog barks like F.
- F, F? - Right.
I'll show you how they bark.
- And... - You just looked like a retriever.
Then here are smaller ones.
He also frothed at the mouth like a retriever.
And there are a mid-sized dog and a small dog.
It goes like R and L.
- R, L... - Like R and L.
The mid-sized dogs go...
The small one barks like L, L, L.
(Admiring a new paradigm of dog sound)
Besides this big dog...
Let's say the dog is living in a countryside.
Here's a dog living in countryside.
The dogs in countryside... When the dark night comes,
they bark from the hill noisily.
How do dogs in countryside barks?
- 5? - They sound like number 5.
The lights are out and from the distance...
(Fully understood)
(Snooping around)
- That's right. - That's a dog in countryside.
I know.
- I see the dog. - Look at him next to Min Sang.
What are you doing?
See how he does.
Joo Hyun! Joo Hyun!
- What's he doing in a countryside? - Is a dog barking?
- Cats! - How about cats?
And I'll tell you about cats.
- Cats... - It's very fun.
- We're moving to cats. - It's fun, right?
- A cat. - A cat.
I don't know the Chinese character.
How do cats make sound?
The sound a cat makes is "Why".
(Why?)
"Why"?
Usually you think cats meow.
What kinds of cats make sounds like meow?
(Why?)
- Why? - That's...
What are you so curious about?
(A cat that has a lot of curiosity)
When a cat...
feels not good,
it sounds like "Why!".
- It needs the exclamation mark. - When it's in a bad mood.
When a cat feels not good...
(Why!)
- They go like this. - That's good.
And I'll try the still object sound imitation.
- Let's move on to a still object. - I feel like I'm taking a class.
Let's say there's a water purifier bottle.
From this kind of purifier,
water comes out. I'm making the sound.
It's okay for a while.
Then, at some point,
the water comes out with bubbles.
The sound of that draining water is...
(Girl group)
- Girl group... - Girl group?
The sound of draining water...
(It sounds like dribbling.)
Then...
(Girl group)
- It's really fun. - My goodness.
- Girl group, girl group... - It's too...
- I mean... - It's way too much.
- Girl group, girl group... - It's kind of...
- Girl group, girl group... - Girl group, girl group...
Joo Hyun, don't you think it's too much?
At least, the water is all drained out.
It's all drained out.
- It's drained out. - I see.
- Girl group, girl group... - Girl group, girl group...
- Girl group, girl group... - You're doing a good job.
That's right. And then, lastly...
Let's say there's the world firework festival.
- The world firework festival? - In Yeouido!
The firework festival in Yeouido! I've been there last time.
Right. The firework festival in Yeouido!
It's the sound of firework.
If you want to record him with a cellphone, you may.
Is it that funny?
(Poo!)
(Fireworks going up)
(Sputtering fireworks)
(Smiling)
When it feels like it's all done...
(Pop)
Only the former one is useful.
- These ones shouldn't be on air. - My goodness.
It's good. It's fun.
- This part can be used. - Okay.
Last one! For the last time!
Do the big dog again.
The big dog was the funniest part.
Congratulations.
Congratulations on your entering school.
(Congratulations on your entering school!)
We entered the school!
(Brother School)
I brought some delicious quiz questions to solve.
You want to take the quiz immediately, right?
- Yes! - It sounds delicious.
In a hospital,
I should've not done this,
but I swore.
- You did it? - Yes, I did. Why?
- You got hospitalized. - Okay.
Then, you had to have a meal at the hospital.
- Right, there's the hospital meal. - The food was bland...
and it wasn't seasoned well.
Even the portion was too small.
So, you had to swear because you were irritated by it.
Although I felt really irritated as I hear it, but it's incorrect.
Let's say you were hospitalized.
You really loved the food there.
But, you got mad when you had to leave the hospital.
As he heard he had to leave,
he swore then.
- "What?" - When he got used to the food...
"I got so used to the food here now."
Actually, there are some hospitals known for delicious food.
However...
Did you say there are hospitals known for their food?
- That's right. - Even some funeral halls too.
One of them is good at stir-fried anchovies.
- Me! - Of course there are.
Me! I got it.
You went to a hospital.
By the way, what's the thing you lie down with radioactivity?
- X-ray! - When you do X-ray,
a machine moves over you.
But, it got stuck by his stomach, so it couldn't move.
- My goodness. - In the machine...
- I think this is the one. - It must be correct.
You mean I was stuck because of the belly?
Yes.
(Sighing)
Tell me the exact body part that could go into the machine.
- What's this? - To the shoulders!
- Shoulders? No. - To the head!
Head is the start point. That can't be stuck.
His head went in.
And even his shoulders could be passed through.
But, his chest got stuck. The lower part of the chest!
You mean the lower part from the belly could be all seen.
- From the solar plexus... - No, it was the lower part.
The solar plexus was passed through.
To the belly button, the body could be in.
But, there's a certain moment that I had to swear.
I was holding it back until what part tried to get in?
The belly got in then, but your butts got stuck.
Correct!
A long time ago, I had a job as an assistance of a track meet.
I had to pick up equipment.
When I had to prepare a mat, I carried it.
Then, I had to spread it and go back to where I was.
While I was doing it,
I had to lie down on the ground.
I was like this. But the MC said,
"Get up, assistance."
"Assistance, Mr. Moon, please get up."
Thus, our colleagues took me out by lifting me.
I went to a hospital then.
So, I was at a hospital.
The nurse said, "It can be a bit cramped inside of the machine."
"If you feel uncomfortable, just close your eyes."
"Do you have claustrophobia?"
- I said no. - Those are typical questions.
"Then, you may go in. Let me know if you don't feel good."
"I'll take you out right away."
I said okay. Then, the body goes into the machine.
Usually, a human body goes in like this.
My body was going in until the belly.
The belly got stuck so that my shoulders got shrank like this.
- That's right. - I was like this.
(The extreme fear that is suffocating)
I was going in, so I tolerated.
I could feel the belly was touching the machine.
I was panicked. When I opened my eyes,
the machine was right here.
So, I had to say,
"Take me out, you brat!"
I kept saying, "Take me out, you brat!"
But the doctor said, "Are you okay? I'll take you out."
But, I wasn't coming out smoothly.
One of my body parts got stuck at one point.
(A minor collision with a big MRI machine)
I was like this.
Finally, I got out.
After I got out, I was so sorry for what I did.
- You should've apologized then. - To the doctor,
"I'm very sorry."
"It was my first time." He said, "It's okay."
"We'll try it again. You know what it's like then."
Yes.
I have to tolerate.
Then, I said again, "Take me out, you brat!"
I was going back and forth like that, so the doctor...
(The speed bump on the butts is putting on the breaks boundlessly.)
"If you can't go in by now, you can't go in today."
(If you can't go in by now, you can't go in today.)
"Se Yoon, you might not able to do MRI test until death."
This is true. Some people can't do MRI like this.
- I know. - That was my first time.
I think his body size is a little smaller than me.
I couldn't enter the machine at all.
From the very beginning?
In "Vitamin",
I was there to take the MRI test.
I was supposed to be examined for the abdominal obesity.
So to begin, the machine started...
When it reached the shoulders, the doctor stopped it.
After stopping it, the doctor became perplexed.
He said, "All right, then."
I didn't know this before. Do you know that...
the floor board of the MRI machine can be taken out?
You can take that out.
- Right. They did that for me too. - They took it out.
That's how I managed to go inside.
They took out the cushion.
The doctor with silver hair said,
"I've been a doctor for 20 years, but I've never seen this."
So they took out the bottom of the board, and I lay down.
(He marked a new era.)
And I still failed.
- Even after they took it out? - It still didn't work.
"It's not going to work."
Everyone thought we couldn't do it.
But one doctor said,
"Go to the first basement."
"There's an old machine there."
So we went down. And it was huge.
- It was huge. It was old. - Right.
They have a big one.
They have a big one. No wonder Jang Hoon knows.
- It's tight when I go in, - Yes.
- But I still fit. - Right.
- But the foreign athletes... - Right, the foreign athletes.
They are even bigger than me.
So they have to go to a hospital with that huge machine.
- That's where they get it taken. - That's nice.
And I've another episode.
The way they put me under anesthesia is different.
I went to get an endoscopy.
When I went to the clinic, the nurse called the doctor.
"Doctor, the patient is here. Should I inject 60mm?"
She added, "He's a little big though."
"Okay." She ended the call. She gave me the shot.
I felt dopey. You're supposed to fall asleep in three seconds.
- Right. - I just felt dopey.
The doctor came in shortly.
And he said, "Let's begin."
- You could hear everything. - Yes. That's not all.
I was completely awake.
I opened my eyes and looked at the doctor.
I couldn't talk because of the hose.
When I looked at the doctor, he looked at me...
and did that.
- Your eyes looked so clear. - My eyes looked so clear.
But he just started the procedure.
When he put the camera inside my throat, I retched.
I tried to tell him...
that I was still awake.
But I couldn't talk with the hose in my mouth.
He said to the nurses, "Hold him tight."
He said, "It'll end soon."
While shouting, the hose came off.
When it came off, I shouted, "The anesthesia didn't kick in!"
(And he fell asleep right away.)
- You fainted. - I fainted only then.
"The anesthesia didn't kick in!"
(And he passed out.)
The similar thing happens...
when you shoot a wild animal with a tranquilizer gun.
The amount of the tranquilizer they use for a wolf and a bear...
- The amount must be different. - It's completely different.
- You have to use much more. - It kicks in late I guess.
- He is twice as big as the others. - So it wasn't a sleep endoscopy.
It was supposed to be, but I didn't sleep through it.
- I am tall too. I am 187cm tall. - Right.
I am as tall as Zo In Sung.
What?
- Zo In Sung? - I'm just as tall as him.
- He won't stop talking about it. - They are the same height.
Great. Let's move on.
- All right. - This is sensational.
Let's move onto the next question.
I am younger than most of you,
but I have a daughter and a son.
- Yes. - Really?
When I see my son,
there is a moment when I realize...
that he's without a doubt my son.
When is that moment?
- I got it. - All right.
- How old is your son? - My son is five now.
He's five.
He was playing with his friends at the kindergarten.
And he said to his friends, "Hey."
"Do you know who my daddy is?"
- He does the Joo Hyun impression. - The five-year-old did that?
While wearing his tiny backpack?
"Right foot, left foot. Right foot, left foot."
"Is the bus here?"
"Wear your seatbelt, friends."
Did you wash your face?
The back of your head must be wet to be considered a real pig.
(He's the real pig.)
It needs to be slightly wet.
If this part shines, it means you are a pig.
It's like Ahn Jung Hwan's hair after he plays...
42 minutes into the 2nd half of a soccer game.
(It's moist.)
Our hair remains wet from spring to November.
That's the wet season for the pigs.
The wet season. The wet season for the pigs.
November to February is the dry season.
It's shiny.
But his forehead is dry.
If you don't sweat, it means you are not healthy.
It's healthy for us to sweat.
Anyway, it's not the answer.
Ordinary five-year-olds...
would ask for sweets.
Perhaps Se Yoon's son...
looks for meat in the morning. Maybe he always asks for meat.
Kids love sweets.
What you said is true, but it's not the answer.
Jang Hoon mentioned about the preference.
I think it's about his appetite.
- About how much he eats. - Just like Si Hoo.
He knows. He's right.
It's not about whether he likes meat or vegetables.
- He must eat a lot. - Just like his own son.
He finishes his share.
He eats his dad's.
When his mom leaves to get something...
While she's away,
he eats all his mom's food.
No. There's no need to go for someone else's food.
My wife would give him more if he asks.
It is about eating.
I was surprised to see him eat even in this situation.
- I got it. - Jang Hoon.
He was suffering from cold.
He was very ill. He was very ill, and yet...
Usually when you are ill, you don't have appetite.
But he still eats.
- You got 99 percent right. - I got it.
You have to guess the name of the illness.
- I got it. - It's not cold.
A toothache.
- Enteritis. - He had an upset stomach.
- He had an upset stomach. - He had an upset stomach.
Answer, food poisoning.
No. What needs to be healthy if you were to eat well?
- Your bowls. - Right. But what comes first?
- Liver. - Stomach.
- No. - He ate well.
- His tonsils were swollen. - His tonsils were swollen.
- Soo Geun said it, right? - Yes.
- Soo Geun got it. - It's the tonsils.
- He's amazing. - Kids can't even swallow anything.
- You can't swallow anything. - They cry.
- Really? - They need to eat porridge.
- Right. - I was like him too.
I have an older brother. Whenever he was sick, he slept.
Whenever I was sick, I ate food while crying.
It's because...
- It hurts when you swallow food. - It hurts.
- That's why you cry. - Is that right?
I ate while crying.
- But he still had to eat. - That's amazing.
Do you empathize with him, Ho Dong?
- I do. - I don't know if that's why.
- He doesn't get sick often. - You just need to endure the pain.
- Kids get sick often. - They get sick often.
Kids get sick often. One time, we took him to a clinic.
The doctor checked his tonsils and said they were swollen.
He said my son's temperature would go up to 38 to 40°C.
He said my son wouldn't eat anything.
He said I should feed him chocolates, candies, and ice cream,
even if I don't want to, since he can get dehydrated.
He said I should feed him those if he is willing to eat them.
When I sat him down, he cried.
(He was in pain.)
- He was like this. - It must've really hurt.
As his parent, I felt really bad for him.
I gave him porridge. He didn't want it.
- I thought he was too sick to eat. - You'd worry more.
He refused to eat porridge.
I was worried that he was so sick.
And suddenly he pulled the rice towards him.
(He wanted rice instead of porridge.)
(He's funny.)
He was really crying.
He put a spoonful of rice in his mouth.
He was crying with rice in his mouth.
I could see the rice, and I felt bad that he couldn't swallow it.
(Don't worry, Daddy.)
(He managed to eat just fine.)
When he cried again, the rice was gone.
"What? It's gone."
- I gave him meat. - He's so funny.
He finished one bowl of rice.
- That means he's really healthy. - We're so blessed.
- Kids have to eat a lot. - Right.
- It's okay to cry while eating. - Right.
Was there any other time...
when you realized that he was undoubtedly your son?
There was this.
I do comedy with a comedian named Choi Sung Min.
- Sung Min. - He's my neighbor.
And our children are just a few years apart.
So we visit each other often,
and kids love it when we order fried chicken for them.
While eating fried chicken, the eldest kid, my daughter...
said, "Let's go to the play room."
And the kids followed her.
But my son stayed seated. He didn't follow her. He looked at them and...
(You losers.)
(I won't get swayed by the play room.)
- He's amazing. - He moved only after he was done.
You have to eat it when it's still warm, you know?
He knew it was going to be too cold when he comes back.
Is he bigger than the other kids of his age?
He's not. He's actually smaller.
He eats so much, but his skin never folds.
He will gain weight eventually.
- He will gain weight eventually. - He will gain weight eventually?
- How can you say that to a child? - He will...
- He will get bigger. - It's true.
- If you eat a lot, you get fat. - When you eat so much...
- He's 5. - He's 5.
- Wait for it. - Yes.
It's okay if my son gets big.
- Right. - It would be nice. He'd be healthy.
Usually,
parents and grandparents...
always tell you to eat more. They tell you that you're too thin.
My grandmother used to say that, but she ended up saying...
- "Stop eating." - Really?
"Eat more. Eat more. Stop eating!"
"If you keep eating like that, you will die."
Didn't your grandmother do that to you, Ho Dong?
- "You'll become a cow." - "You'll become a cow."
How were you when you were little?
This happened.
I always fought with my brother who was two years older than me.
To tease him, I always ate one more than my brother.
One time, my mom bought a Coke.
I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't let my brother eat it first in the morning.
- Right. - I couldn't sleep.
I thought when to open it. My mother went to bed,
and my brother went to bed too.
I took the bottle to my room,
opened it, and drank it from the bottle.
- You were excited. - I had a few gulps...
and fell asleep leaving the coke next to me.
I must've hit it in sleep.
The bottle fell towards me. I was sleeping on the side,
and Coke covered my clothes and the floor.
My mom opened the door...
to check on me and thought it was blood.
"Son! Son!"
And suddenly I got up. "What is it? What is it?"
When she saw the Coke bottle,
"You naughty boy!"
I got into big trouble.
That happened just because of Coke.
- She thought it was red? - It did happen. Yes.
I have a wish. I'd like you to grant it.
- We'd love to. - I think...
Jang Hoon is the only one...
who can grant my wish in Korea,
- aside from the rest of the world. - What is your wish?
There is a stretching position I need help with.
Only Jang Hoon can help me with that. On other shows,
I have asked Hyun Joo Yup, the basketball manager,
and Lee Dae Ho, the baseball player,
- but they couldn't do it. - What is that?
- I think I know what it is. - Isn't it this one?
I did it to others so many times,
- but no one could do it to me. - I'm not sure if I can do it now.
That's it, Soo Geun.
- This is it, right? - That's what I'm talking about.
- What makes your joints pop. - Exactly.
- It feels good. I do it to others. - It does.
- We do it to others a lot. - Right.
- How should it be done? - I think...
- How is it supposed to be? - Min Sang and Se Yoon...
- have never been lifted before. - I'm supposed to do it...
- like this. - That's it.
(Popping)
- Did your joints pop? - Yes.
- It feels so good. - It does.
- Why don't you stand on the chair? - I don't think I can lift you.
Really?
- Is it okay if the clothes get wet? - Yes, it is.
- He wouldn't like that. - You look so cute now.
- Wait. - Se Yoon.
Why don't you just wipe your sweat in the back?
- It's okay. - Jang Hoon is sensitive about it.
- He may stop shooting this show. - I'll take a shower later.
If you...
- look inside the trash bin later, - He hates something like that.
you'll find his vest in there.
Gosh. I'm nervous.
- Gosh. - I don't think I can hold him.
- Do it like this. - You should be able to...
- do this first with your arms. - He can do that.
I can do that if I try. Okay, I'm ready.
- But... - That's the best he can do.
He should put his elbows closer. Wait.
- Okay. - That's good.
- My goodness. - I don't think I can lift him.
- Please try to lift me. - Jang Hoon lost a lot of weight.
- No. It's because of the arms. - Please do it just once.
Please.
Wait. The problem is not that I have enough strength,
but that your arms are too short.
- Then should I do it like this? - Okay.
- I'll hold my ears. - Then there'll be no popping sound.
- Good. - Okay. You can hold me now.
You can.
- I'll hold you like this. - On other shows...
1, 2.
(Popping sound)
- I heard three popping sounds. - Really?
- Thank you so much. - You're lying, aren't you?
- I heard three popping sounds. - Really?
- Let's do it again. - Only he can hear that sounds.
- His arms are too thick. - Line up, Min Sang.
They're thick and short.
- Please lower them a little more. - Wait.
- Let me see. - 1, 2.
(Stretching)
- Did it pop? - It popped once this time.
- Goodness. You try it too. - That is something hard to do.
- I'm in your care. - Well...
- Go ahead and try it. - You're even heavier than him.
- 1, 2. - I don't think he can lift him.
- Did it pop? - Gosh, my spine.
- It works. - I couldn't hear it.
(He is amazed.)
- It was fun. - Thank you.
Min Sang, let's move on to you right away.
- Okay. - Let's move on.
- That was good. - It's Min Sang's turn.
I can finally sit down.
I feel so comfortable sitting down.
- This feels good. - You won't sweat anymore there.
- I'm not sweating anymore now. - I'll start sweating now.
I'll also give you a question about food first.
As I have a conscience,
when I order too much delivery food,
I feel sometimes embarrassed.
In that case, I do something like this.
Please guess three kinds of things I do exactly.
- Three things? - Me. This is easy.
If would be embarrassing if you get it delivered to the same house,
so you get it delivered to the house upstairs and downstairs too,
and you receive the food in front of the house.
I'm sorry, but I don't like going through such a hassle.
- I see. - I wouldn't go out in advance...
and go upstairs to get the food. I wouldn't.
We'll get at least one right each time.
- We have to get three right. - Let me try this one first.
- What if we get only one right? - It's okay.
You order a lot of delivery food,
and you get worried that they may be surprised,
so you take out a lot of shoes at the entrance,
and yell, "Hey. The food is here!"...
- when there is actually nobody. - You say something.
- "Hey." - A monodrama.
"The food is here."
And you receive the delivery food.
- I'm right about this at least? - Keep going.
And when the delivery guys come to take the dishes,
you leave many chopsticks with the dishes.
- If you use... - Put them in there?
only one set of chopsticks, it means you ate it all alone.
So you use all the spoons and chopsticks they gave you.
Even your own spoons.
If you order four servings of food,
- they give you four sets of them, - Right.
- 4 sets of chopsticks. - 4 sets of chopsticks and spoons.
- With some sauce on them. - Right.
Whenever you call them, you change your voice.
You play four roles to pretend...
that there are four people in that house.
- Saying, - Me.
- "What do you want to order?" - Exactly.
Me. In fact, I really had this experience.
- It is interesting. - I like jjajangmyeon.
I order jjajangmyeon...
quit often.
If I put the empty dishes in front of the house later,
they have to come back to take the dishes.
I feel sorry about that.
- Okay. - Because I can finish it quickly,
I ask him to wait for a moment while he is processing the payment.
- "Please don't go yet." - Gosh.
I ask them not to go and let them...
- take the empty dishes right away. - Really?
He wouldn't do that because he feels embarrassed.
You don't understand. Kind people could do that.
- Okay. - Because he has to come back...
- to take the dishes. - Definitely,
- He said he gets embarrassed. - it gave me a chill.
I think the script is leaked.
You guys got the exact correct answers and the story.
- What? - Really?
Jang Hoon got the exact answers,
and Ho Dong told us exactly the same story I wanted to tell.
I got goosebumps. Are these answers leaked or what?
- What do you mean? - Here are the correct answers.
Taking out many shoes,
shouting, "Hey, it's here." when the bell rings,
and using many sets of chopsticks.
(Having goosebumps)
(Admire Jang Hoon, everyone.)
I ate jjajangmyeon in 28 seconds and gave him the empty bowl back.
He even got this one right.
I can't believe it.
My goodness.
- The 4 of us are 1. - Gosh.
- The 4 of us are 1. - Incredible.
- Sure we are. - Goodness.
No one else but the four of us can get it right.
- Others can't get it right. - The rest of us can't.
- You can't. - They were accurate.
Ho Dong even told the same story about it?
- I had goosebumps. - I...
really...
I know what big guys have to go through very well.
- That's why I got it right. - Exactly.
Some more details should be added.
It is not a perfect crime yet.
If you want to make it into a perfect crime, you should...
say this when the bell rings. "Who is it?"
And you should wait for about two seconds.
Then you say, "Gosh, you should get the door." and you go out...
- I see. - pretending there is someone else.
The TV sound should be loud...
because the house is too quiet otherwise.
It should be quite noisy.
Knowing Brothers is great for that because it's very noisy...
- as if there are many people. - You're right.
Even right before you open the door, you say,
"Gosh, why isn't anybody getting the door? Hello."
I say, "Hey, give me the money." and take money out of my wallet.
That's so sad.
I take the money out myself. To make it into a perfect crime.
There is one more step left.
When you take out many chopsticks with the dishes,
you should leave some food on them.
- Right. - But even though you put..
some food on them, they may look like they were not used.
- You should lick them. - They look different.
- You should chew on them. - There should be teeth-marks.
- Do you even do that? - I even do this...
to make a perfect crime.
- That's how I do that. - But no one will care about it.
I just do that because it's embarrassing.
- But... - Then...
when you eat it and give the bowl back right away,
- what do they say? - There is...
a video clip of it I recorded with my friend for fun.
We wanted to eat it immediately...
and give the bowls back so that they don't have to...
- come back. - I understand.
- So... - I can relate to him.
When they take out the food we ordered,
I give my credit card to pay for it and start eating it right away.
(The video of that scene)
- How much is it? - Thank you.
(Comedian Tae Won inhales it as soon as Min Sang pays.)
(Mins Sang starts eating too.)
(The delivery guy is processing the payment.)
(Sources: HOTZIL)
[VIU Ver] E123 Knowing Brothers "The Three Little Pigs" "Yoo Min-sang, Moon Se-yoon" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-
(They finished eating as soon as the receipt was printed.)
Please take the bowls with you.
(They finished eating as soon as the delivery was complete.)
- To reduce their work. - My gosh.
They look puzzled and take the bowls with them.
- Then they don't have to come back. - Incredible.
That sounds cool.
An entertainer who eats jjajangmyeon the fastest is Jun Ha.
- Jung Jun Ha. - Yes.
He eats so fast.
- Excuse me. Ho Dong. - He eats 3 bowls in 77 seconds.
You just smacked your lips while talking about jjajangmyeon, right?
You just did.
(His mouth waters just by the thought of it.)
I want jjajangmyeon with chili powder sprinkled on it.
- That sounds good. - Min Sang.
- I like the old style jjajangmyeon. - When a delivery guy came...
and you said, "Why didn't you get the door?" to act,
hasn't he ever said this?
- What? - "You don't need to do it anymore."
(I know everything.)
- He has said that, right? - "I'm sorry,"
"but please use only one spoon."
"We don't want to unnecessarily wash many spoons."
Is that why they gave me only 2 to 3 sets of chopsticks when I ordered...
- 5 to 6 servings? - Then...
I was not sure if he knows it all or not.
I want to eat jjajangmyeon.
If someone talks about beef, I want to eat beef too.
Choose 1 among jjajangmyeon, beef, instant noodles. 1, 2, 3.
Jjajang beef noodles.
I can't choose.
- I can't. - Jjajang beef noodles.
- He said jjajang beef noodles. - He mumbles.
- Jjajang... - He said all three together.
- It sounds like a new dish. - Maybe jjajang noodles with beef.
That sounds like a new kind of dish.
- Jjajang beef noodles. - Right.
You should not ask those questions. That can ruin our relationship.
- Ruin your relationship? - I sincerely apologize.
- Is it that harsh? - You must have been flustered.
- He is hilarious. - Wait. Excuse me,
but why do you keep wiping your sweat like that?
- Well... - You're just sitting there now.
It's just a habit.
I keep wiping it even though I don't sweat.
- Are you still sweating? - I'm okay now.
Next question.
Among what I heard while doing comedies,
there was something that shocked me the most.
What would that be?
"You're ugly."
(He picks up the toy hammer right away.)
- Is that the correct answer? - Is it?
You're wrong.
He looks very cute.
- He has his charms. - He does.
He's so cute.
Try to act cuter.
(Acting cute)
(He's so cute.)
Who is that guy...
- who is on "I Am a Natural Man". - Yoon Taek?
- Muscle man Lee Seung Yoon. - Right, Seung Yoon.
He did the sketch Health Boy where he helped people build muscles.
Did he say, "Hey, Min Sang. Let's do..."
"Health Boy together?"
Was that the most shocking to you?
He must have wanted Min Sang.
That's what really happened.
But I said I wouldn't do it.
He helped people lose weight on "Gag Concert".
There was your junior who worked with you.
- The one who played my son. - Right.
- He really lost his weight. - Soo Young.
He gained his weight again.
It was 1 step back, 2 steps forward.
(Bursting into laughter)
Really?
- You mean a yo-yo effect? - Right.
A yo-yo is supposed to...
come back up where it was.
So it should stop here, but it bounced higher up.
It went even higher.
- He got bigger. - So he experienced yo-yo effect.
This is what the producer of "Gag Concert" said back then.
Then it could have hurt your feelings a lot.
"What about quitting comedy?"
That's harsh.
"How did you become a comedian in the first place?"
That hurts.
- "Do you want..." - It was not that harsh like that.
"to lose weight or quit "Gag Concert?"
What could have been different even if I lost weight?
Then maybe it's not about his weight.
It's not about my weight.
"Min Sang, you're not funny anymore."
Every comedian would be hurt by that.
It's something more detailed than that.
- What? - Is it?
It's something related to one of you here.
(Looking around)
If it's "Gag Concert", it'll be Soo Geun.
- No, it's Ho Dong. - It could be Se Yoon.
- It could be Se Yoon too. - Me.
"You think you could make it big on variety shows like Soo Geun?"
- That's harsh. - Gosh.
I think this is it.
This might be the correct answer.
- You're wrong. - What?
No matter how hard you try,
you can't be like Kang Ho Dong.
(Well...)
- Me. - Well...
- I always get around the answer. - It must be Ho Dong.
Since you go quite popular,
you became arrogant.
So the producer said, "Hey,"
"if you ignore people around you,"
and if you're arrogant, rude,
and mean to the staff like that,"
"you'll end up like Kang Ho Dong."
No, that's not correct.
- No? - Among the comedians...
- Se Yoon, you're shocked, right? - Yes.
I was shocked. You can't say something like that.
- They're like that. - He is lying.
(Satisfied)
"Hey, why don't you just play ssireum?"
You're wrong.
- "Hey," - What could it be?
"just being fat doesn't make you become Ho Dong."
You're only thinking of Ho Dong.
- They are. - It must be not about me.
- Is it Se Yoon then? - Is it me?
Yes. I'll give you a hint.
It was about my acting skill when I was a rookie.
- Acting skill? - Yes.
Me. "Se Yoon is fat,"
"and you're fat too, Min Sang."
"But Se Yoon is very good at acting."
"What's wrong with you? What are you good at?"
Gosh.
Is it about me?
- That was close. - Really?
- It's Se Yoon. - "You have the same characters."
"Don't you know Moo Se Yoon on the other show?"
"He has the same character as yours, but his acts much better."
Oh, you're almost there.
There is a specific word we comedians use...
- in that case. - Me.
"Monitor Se Yoon's acting."
No. There is another expression we use.
When we comedians talk about acting...
"Why can't you act in a funnier way?"
- Right. Something like that. - Really?
"You should add your feelings to your acting."
What would you say in that case?
"Why don't you make it funnier?"
You're correct.
- Really? - That was the correct answer.
- Goodness. - "Why can't you make it funny?"
The correct answer is, "Hey, do it like Se Yoon."
"He is good at making his act funny."
- Am I really? - Gosh.
I was the first fat comedian...
after Jung Hyung Don,
so they anticipated a lot from me.
Before I joined "Gag Concert",
I was doing Slim Human Research Institute on "Comedy Club",
- He was good. - so they expect a lot from me,
but I was not that good on "Gag Concert".
The producer encouraged me at first...
but finally said that.
"Se Yoon is so good. Make it funny as he does."
- He said like that. - What was the title of the skit?
The skit Se Yoon was doing then was...
He was a rookie back then.
It was a skit where the family of a baldy man solve a quiz.
When someone calls, "Daughter",
he used to say, "I don't know."
(Acting cute)
"I don't know." That's what I did.
- Right. - That was quite popular.
That doesn't look like a big deal.
Though it was not a big deal,
he made it sound so funny.
What did you do then?
I didn't do much back then.
- On "Gag Concert"? - Yes.
The funniest thing I did was what I said earlier.
"Here are eggs. Not anymore."
That was the only thing.
- Because you ate the eggs? - "Here are eggs. Not anymore."
- How cute he is. - All I did was just eat.
That was all I did, but Se Yoon acted very well.
He acted cute too.
But when I was working in SBS,
I heard something similar too.
They said, "Min Sang is the ultimate fat character."
When they watched "Slim Human Research Institute",
they said, "How can he come up with those great ideas?"
"Don't just try to use your body. Come up with good ideas like him."
I heard that a lot.
- Both of them did. - We both heard something...
- like that. - It would be nice if we were mixed.
How do you feel to hear that, Se Yoon?
The staff of KBS praised you.
- Gosh. - They mentioned you as an example.
I'm not that good.
I was overestimated.
Min Sang is much better.
Then what would Joo Hyun say?
Who is better, Se Yoon or Min Sang?
Must you ask, you punk?
- Next question. - Next.
- Please put some sugar in here. - Okay.
Could you put some sugar?
He seems to have low blood sugar now.
- He needs some chocolate. - Gosh.
- Pardon? - There are some candies.
I will eat if others eat too.
He is conscious of others again.
If you eat it alone, it'll be funnier.
He got some chocolate cookies.
They're too sweet for us.
He doesn't want to share them with us.
Start it again, Min Sang.
What are you doing, Se Yoon?
- Se Yoon? - I'm not eating anything.
Don't eat anything.
Let's move on to the last question.
Let's move on. What are you doing, Se Yoon?
I said I'm not eating.
- Please don't ask anymore. - Don't eat.
Okay, next question.
You know I virtually got married...
to comedienne Lee Su Ji...
- on "With You", right? - Yes.
A while ago, an article about her going out with someone was released.
Right.
What did I think of as soon as I read the article?
"Now, I think I should meet Kim Min Kyoung."
Come here.
I'm sick and tired of that. Stop it already.
- He looks like Min Kyoung. - Now, I feel better after I ate it.
- He says he feels better now. - I do.
I think it's his first time to guess the answer.
If he goes out with Min Kyoung,
it will be the heaviest love ever.
I really want to do the parody of Heavy Love...
what Ho Dong used to do.
He did Heavy Love in the past.
I still remember the music.
(Heavy Love)
(Kyung Ae)
My adorable deer.
(An erotic drama with a heavy girl that feeds him well)
Me.
(Sighing)
- It's a relief. - It's a relief?
Because people had thought...
you really dated.
I also thought of that, but that was not the first thing I thought of.
The first thing he thought of.
But he is in the right direction.
- He is. - What?
When you read the article...
You were single, but you virtually married her,
so when you heard Su Ji was dating someone else,
you thought, "This must be how I'd feel when I get divorced."
My goodness.
No. That is wrong.
I'm not...
- such an emotional person. - Ho Dong is looking at you.
- Gosh. - Stop looking at me.
- Stop it already. - Stop.
Why don't you rather say something?
You said that there are 15 million obese people earlier.
5 million divorced people won't stand you.
The total number of divorced people and obese people...
amount to 20 million.
- I see. - Divorced people won't stand.
I'm not such an emotional person.
Let me give you a hint.
I think I might have overestimated myself.
I only thought of myself.
- Me. "What if reporters..." - Go ahead.
"want to interview me?"
That's correct.
(Interview?)
- I see. - I know this...
- because I experienced it a lot. - I know.
I have many close celebrity friends.
- Let's say I'm close to Kyung Hoon, - I see.
- and he dates someone. - I know what you mean.
- Right. - Then reporters call me instead.
"What do you think about Min Kyung Hoon's relationship?"
"Did you know that? Please say something about it."
I experienced that a lot.
I thought, "Gosh, I will get too many calls..."
- "from reporters." - Right.
- "How do you feel? Are you okay?" - Exactly.
"You were virtually married." I wondered what I should say then.
- Did they call you? - I didn't get even a single call.
- About Su Ji's relationship? - No comedians on "Gag Concert",
- No one asked? - no managers of our agency,
- Were they not interested? - no passersby,
and no reporters asked me about it.
I was surprised at that.
Then...
what is your real ideal type?
I said this a lot on TV.
- I mentioned Han Ji Min a lot. - He did.
I hope...
you guys encourage Min Sang...
to date someone.
I always say this to Min Sang.
"There are surely some women who'd love our type."
"The sooner you meet that kind of woman,"
"the more likely you'll get married. Don't stay at home and go out."
But he says, "No. I don't think there is someone for me."
- You're very popular now. - You shouldn't think it's a hassle.
- Then... - You shouldn't.
- You're really popular. - You should go out often.
I witnessed that he is popular.
In an airplane, a flight attendant...
came up to Min Sang...
and said, "Min Sang, we're huge fans of yours."
"One of my colleagues is really a huge fan."
She jokingly asked with a smile,
"May I introduce her to you?"
Then he went suddenly like this.
(Min Sang refused by waving his hands.)
He was like this. He was like Pepsi Man.
"No. Please don't."
- Pepsi Man? - He shouted.
He was still doing like this when I came back from a toilet.
He strongly refused it like this.
I did that because there were many people...
around there in the plane.
Everyone was sleeping.
But I was worried they might hear me,
so I said, "No, it's okay."
Now that we're talking about a plane,
don't you have any problem when you get out of the lavatory?
Because of the folding door?
Because there is not enough space.
Big ssireum athletes have a problem with that sometimes.
They go in easily, but they can't get out of it without help.
Because you have to pull the door towards you.
You should pull the door inwards.
- My gosh. - It happens not only in planes,
but also in ordinary toilets.
It is strange that I can go in without any problem.
I can do it easily,
but I feel like I'm locked up when I try to get out.
- I know what you mean. - It's hard to open.
The door nearly swings into the toilet.
- Exiting is a struggle. - There's no place to stand.
If I open it forward like this, I get stuck.
If I shut the door again, and back up a bit,
I get stuck again.
A lot of things are inconvenient.
You've done so well. Now, I have a request.
- Please hear me out. - What is it?
I wish to see Jang Hoon...
- Is it me again? - Yes.
Eating a hamburger in a single bite.
But my mouth isn't that big.
- Let's see for now. - Well, he has mass.
- Where's the burger? - Hey, Se Yoon.
- Cheeseburger. - You got excited didn't you?
- No, not at all. - A burger in a bite?
- Cheeseburgers are small. - They're a bit thinner.
- See that? - Let's see.
- It looks small. - It seems very tiny.
- This in one bite? - You can fold it.
- Fold it? - Just enjoy it.
It looks like a castanet in his hand.
(The burger seems like castanets.)
Play it for us.
I get that a lot too.
- That's not the issue here. - You look so small.
I'm trying to lose weight.
- He's on a diet. - Really?
He's only been eating salad.
- He needs to diet. - Yes.
Are you really on a diet, you punk?
(Getting startled)
What's going on?
- You're on a diet now? - I gained too much weight.
- You punk... gosh you're tall. - What's going on all the sudden?
- You dare to diet? - What is going on?
- So, you're on a diet? - Yes.
So, you want to die, right?
You're going to die by not eating.
You can't!
- Don't die. - Don't.
(A deadly diet virus has swept away mankind.)
(Is this around the year 2059?)
(Diet addicts are getting famished and fainting.)
(The time has come for plump people to rule the world.)
(This is...)
("The Age of Obesity")
It's gone.
Not a piece of candy to be found.
- Hey. - What?
You're going to lose weight if you keep walking around.
Hey, if you lose weight and become like Hee Chul,
- you'll be done for. - Hey.
You can't say that.
Hee Chul? Don't even mention the name.
He's too skinny to be human.
I'm trying to make a point.
- Stop it, you "Kyung Hoon". - What did you just call me?
- You punk. - What did you call me?
(Aren't they...)
Here we go again with a toothpick looking guy.
Hey guys, come quickly. They're here.
(Herding in)
You can't hear a single stomp from their footsteps.
They're so light that I couldn't hear they coming in.
(They're the stars of children.)
- Gosh. - Can I touch you?
Hey, why are you all moving around so much?
- I'm sorry. - They don't have basic manners.
- Gosh. It's Ho Dong. - It's Ho Dong.
The leader sure is different.
- You're the best Ho Dong. - You're the...
- most impressive. - Gosh.
- Don't move so much. - Listen to that stomp.
- It's amazing. - He's so cool.
Did you all see him stroll in leisurely?
I saw you all running in.
Don't you know that running causes weight loss?
- I'm sorry. - Are you that clueless?
Did you just come in?
You'll all die.
We might be the only survivors to graduate.
- Hold on. - Who are you?
- What are you looking for? - My planner.
- It's over here. - Where?
(Taking out)
- Here you go. - That's was so amazing.
He took it out from his belly.
Gosh. I forgot my pen too.
- I don't have one either. - I got one for you.
- Okay. - Gosh.
(His body frame is far more developed than the rest.)
- That was so cool. - That was impressive.
- He's evolved. - I want that too.
- He has everything. - It's just the basics.
They sure seem like walking toothpicks.
Look at them folding their hands together.
- That looks so uncomfortable. - I know.
- They're a bit sick. - Hey, Min Sang.
- That's why you're a beginner. - What did I do?
You use that mouth of yours to talk too much.
You should eat instead.
- Kang Ho Dong. - Kang Ho Dong.
(Praise, Kang Ho Dong)
- Kang Ho Dong. - You're nothing.
Hey, Ho Dong. You're a disappointment.
Your snack is child's plaything.
- What's wrong with this? - It should at least be like this.
(The king of sausages has appeared.)
- Moon Se Yoon. - Moon Se Yoon.
- Gosh. - Look at that.
(He takes a big bite.)
Moon Se Yoon really can beat Ho Dong.
He's the best.
- You have to throw it away. - It fell.
I'll throw it away for you.
Hold on.
You just bent forward to pick that up.
(But...)
Hey.
- Your hands can reach the ground. - No, not at all.
- My hands can't reach at all. - You were like Yogi Daniel.
- I can't reach. - Hey, how can you...
- He's the best. - You can reach?
He's a true fatty.
- Yu Min Sang. - Yu Min Sang.
- Take a good look. - Yu Min Sang.
When I pick things up from the floor,
I just jump off.
(Free fall!)
Then, I pick it up.
(He sacrifices his whole body for a bite.)
And you eat that too?
- Hold it, Yu Min Sang. - See?
How will you get up?
If you use your arms, they'll break.
(Feeling cornered)
- Gosh. - How?
There are techniques.
- First, lay down. - Okay.
- You lay down first. - You've got that right so far.
Then, you ask for help.
Help me.
- He's so cool. - What a smart guy.
- He's so cool. - He's something else.
His belly remains still even when he lies down.
- It doesn't get saggy. - That's no joke.
People slow down because they think I'm a speed bump.
- There you go. - I...
I wish I could sweat like Se Yoon.
- Support me, please. - It's really something.
Sweat broth keeps dripping from his face.
(Reaching about)
Hold me, please.
- There you go. - You're back up.
Don't ever...
He didn't grab the sausage on his way back up.
I'll pick it up for you, Min Sang.
I'm a huge fan of yours.
I want to become like you.
- Really? - When will I reach your level?
Listen up. There was a time,
when skinny people ruled the world.
But that era is over.
It's done for.
I'm sure you're aware,
pigs are the ancestors of humankind.
- Of course. - Of course.
- My ancestors too? - Of course.
- All of our ancestors? - Yes, pigs.
From head to toe, and from tail to internal organs.
They have bestowed everything beautiful to humankind.
As we inherited that beautiful benevolence,
we evolved to conform to the image of pigs.
I wish I could live in a pigsty too instead of an apartment.
- Me too. - We...
(Feeling proud)
- All meals are provided. - A long time ago,
the house, our ancestors lived, used to be called a pigsty.
That's why it rhymes with "us".
That makes sense.
It carries the meaning of togetherness.
- How about in English? - We can find each other
- Even in pitchy darkness - Even in pitchy darkness
(This melody is familiar.)
- Us - Us
(This song remembers our forefathers.)
(Everyone together)
(Us, we are...)
(pigs.)
- That's so beautiful. - Become like us.
What do we have to do to become like you guys?
We'll look after you since we're your friends.
- Hold. Where's Sang Min? - I'm here.
We'll quickly measure your effort.
You have a snack in your pocket, right?
- I do. - Take it out.
- Here. - Are you crazy?
- Almonds? - What are those?
- What in the world is this? - It's my snack.
I can eat more,
but I lose my appetite when I see him. It's hard to eat.
Lose your appetite? I can't understand him.
What do you mean by losing your appetite?
- What does that mean? - Lose what?
- I have no idea. - He can lose his appetite.
Ho Dong might know what it means to "lose your touch".
But he probably never heard of appetite loss.
He's been hearing that he's lost his touch for 20 years.
I heard that a lot.
- You've heard it from media... - Right.
and the viewers and the transfer students here.
It's a very familiar phrase.
But, I've never heard of losing your appetite.
- You don't have to listen to it. - Right.
- Has it ever happened to you? - You don't know what it means?
- You really have no idea. - It's a lack of an appetite.
- Losing appetite can happen. - You're so out of line.
- Forgive me, please. - Your era is over.
You're the ugliest kid around here.
Look at your outfit.
(Don't fool around.)
Gosh. That felt refreshing.
Hee Chul's collarbones are visible.
- You can see them. - What in the world is that?
- What are those? - Is that really...
Sorry, my collarbones...
I've only seen it in history books. But here they are.
That's amazing.
- Hey, what's with your jawline? - His jawline.
- Did you cut yourself? - What happened?
Hey, this is going to scar me.
- That's disturbing. - He only has one chin.
I'm sorry about my violent jawline.
Double chins are the trend right now.
- Double chins? - You don't have a double chin?
Gosh. That's a quadruple chin.
Layered chin is a symbol of status.
- That's right. - Do you get it?
- Gosh. - 1, 2, 3,
- and 4. - See this?
- It's a quadruple chin. - That's right.
Show us yours.
- Your chin. - There you go.
I'm totally envious. Now, that's a real chin.
- Neck folds are Ho Dong's forte. - Neck folds.
- I'll show you. - Ho Dong.
(Surprise)
Can you treat us a meal after this is over?
This is truly beautiful neck folds.
- I see. - It's the fabled neck folds.
It's a neck fold of Aphrodite.
But I've been really curious for a while.
Among the three of you,
which among you is the top pig?
- Of course it's Min Sang. - Min Sang?
- Who's at the top? - Maybe it's Se Yoon.
- Hey. - Look at Se Yoon.
Of course I'm on top. Who else?
Hey, who do you think weighs the most here?
Don't you know how much I weigh? I'm the top.
Hey, I'm the O.P.
- What? - The original pig.
- He does have history. - I'm the original pig.
Hey, how much do you weigh?
- How about yourself? - Me?
Speak the truth.
- Be honest. - I did sweat a bit today.
I'm 124kg.
- Let me lift you. - Really?
- I'll know how much you weigh. - True.
- 1, 2, 3. - Pigs' cross.
You've got some meat.
Let me lift you too.
(Heavy)
You're pretty heavy.
- You're so light. - How much do you weigh?
Both my age and weight are in the 40s.
- What? - Really?
- What did you say? - Come here.
- You want to lift me? - That's not possible.
Endure it, Min Sang.
You can't lift him.
(Moving)
Who's struggling more?
What a guy.
- He's a rock. - Was Min Sang the boss?
That's why women love him.
- I know. - No wonder he has many girlfriends.
Stop talking or you'll lose weight.
How about a game to see who's the real fatty?
- I can't wait. - Fine.
You might lose weight while playing the game. Are you okay with that?
He's right.
How thoughtless.
We're going to play a game where we don't lose weight.
We must play while eating.
- I've talked too much. I'm hungry. - Right.
- I can't wait to see it. - Here's my lunch box.
I'm sure you all have this.
Of course.
(Unusually big lunch box)
I brought a lunch box.
(Awestruck)
I'll be generous today. I'll share it with you.
- What about side dishes? - Side dishes?
(Side dishes enter.)
I selected the crew myself.
- Good job. - This is crazy.
- What an amazing family. - They're prospective.
You have possibility. You're amazing.
Good luck, my family!
(Reliable)
They're seniors.
I'm going to mix rice deliciously.
I'm going to mix it...
to make bibimbap mountain.
- What? - Bibimbap mountain.
- Each person... - Really?
will have the honor to...
have a bite of the bibimbap mountain.
If you don't take out the spoon right,
you'll be disqualified.
- That's not acceptable. - Do we have to eat it?
Someone might not be hungry.
That's such a rubbish question.
You must eat.
Are you going to keep living like that?
- I'm sorry. - Hey.
Those toothpicks talk too much.
- We'll eat. - "Toothpicks."
Hey, it's moving.
Can't you lift it?
(Moving rice for bibimbap)
Why would you do this?
- Isn't it too much rice? - You can split it.
It was too hot.
Isn't it hot for you? Is it because of all that fat?
We don't feel hot.
- Really? - We don't.
It has to be really hot.
Gosh.
Hold on.
I'm going to make a pizza first.
- That's a dough. - Okay.
- Are you going to mix it all? - We're removing some for the game.
- Right. - We actually finish it all.
Move your hand, you thief.
- He wasn't trying to steal. - I wanted to help you.
- Make your way in. - I think...
- You've gotten weak. Pour them all. - You should.
- You've really gotten weak. - Put them all.
What makes you think there's only one round?
(What makes you think there's only one round?)
I split it.
(What a foolish fatty.)
You're thoughtless. That's why I'm the boss.
Done.
Fishcake too.
(Shredded radish and spinach)
- Look at his selections. - Add it all in.
- That looks good. - Bean sprouts.
- Oh, this. - You pick the food like yourself.
Min Sang. Ho Dong just smelled the food to see if it's okay.
You can't eat food that's gone bad?
(You can't eat food that's gone bad?)
(How dare you call yourself a fatty?)
How can you do that?
- How can you do that? - Did you want to avoid it?
He was trying to avoid it if the food had gone bad.
Were you not going to eat if it went bad?
That's not it.
(What a hopeless fatty.)
He doesn't eat food that's gone bad.
This is new. I'm shocked.
Se Yoon. I have a question.
Where is all this water coming from?
It's broth.
- Broth? - It's broth.
- Isn't it amazing? - It's amazing...
- because... - It never dries.
it's not hot in here.
It's actually cold.
We're wearing a winter jacket inside.
Let's add gochujang.
- Yes, gochujang. - It says 800 on his skin.
Right. It's 800. It's very thick.
It looks delicious.
(Gochujang is added.)
In...
the past,
- elders said... - When you were a student?
your hand makes the taste.
Your hands fit in the gloves?
(Your hands fit in the gloves?)
(Oh, right.)
- You're third in rank. - He's weak.
It's specially designed.
- Specially designed. - Okay then.
He can barely fit in.
(Forcing)
We must finish it.
Even if you eat a little.
- Isn't that too much oil? - That'll make it greasy.
- It's done. - Is it?
Press it hard.
Press it hard. Here we go.
(It's time to flip it.)
What's going on?
That sounded like a car accident.
(Hitting)
(Bibimbap mountain coming soon)
Go.
(Ta-da.)
What is that?
That's Taegeukgi.
- Taegeuk mark. - What is this piece, sir?
- Patriotism. - About this piece,
- the title is... - Patriotism.
the harmony of red and white,
Taegeuk Mark.
("Taegeuk Mark" by 3 Fatties)
- It'll fall soon. - Like this?
- Done. - Do we play 1 by 1?
You start first, Ho Dong.
Don't make it too hard.
- That's a big move. - He must've been hungry.
(Is he going to take all that?)
He surely is the boss.
- He's aggressive. - That's two portions.
(Jang Hoon cuts in.)
- What? - What are you doing?
- I'm sorry, boss. - What are you doing?
Line up.
- Line up. - Come here.
- Be aware of your position. - How dare you cut in?
- I'll move to the other side. - Come on.
Come on.
- You're skinny. - Be aware of your position.
I didn't know.
You can eat plain rice.
Why?
You eat plain rice.
(Taegeuk mark is falling.)
There won't be anything left for us.
Is it just for the three of you?
- You three are eating it all. - Hey.
- Hey, boss. - It's good.
- What's the point of playing? - It's good.
There's nothing but plain rice left.
(He separates the red part skillfully.)
You're mean.
You're really mean.
I don't see red. Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
It's just a game. This isn't a meal time.
- Dig only once. - What about the show?
It's good.
You can take a lot. You can take a lot...
at your own risk.
The penalty...
(Jang Hoon tries.)
Jang Hoon's done.
- Okay. - Jang Hoon's done.
- I need this. - Now, Soo Geun.
That's more than one spoon.
That's three spoons for you, Jang Hoon.
- Don't fight. - You nerd.
You're supposed to fight over food.
- What? - What else do you fight for?
None of us will stop you.
- Do you fight over relationships? - He's right.
- It's fair. - What else do you fight for?
Relationships, marriage problems. That's not important.
The old saying tells you not to fight over food.
What have you learned?
- It must've been wrong. - That's wrong.
- You need to learn right. - I'm sorry.
Think one more time. Fight for food.
Look at that lame spoon.
- Gosh. - Look at the way he eats.
- Gosh. - Gosh.
Come on.
- Gochujang's spicy. - Really?
Then mix it with plain rice.
Be careful, Kyung Hoon.
Be careful.
(Kyung Hoon in danger?)
(Luckily, he manages to avoid it.)
- Done. - It's tilted.
(Ho Dong's turn again)
(Careful)
I'm taking a lot.
- Look at that. - Is it delicious?
That's timid.
But this is a lot.
- It's going to fall soon. - Go.
- It's good. - It's your turn, Min Sang.
- Me? Isn't it you? - It's you.
- It's you. - You caught me.
(There isn't much left.)
Oh, gosh.
It's close.
I'm looking forward to your play.
Not here.
(There's nowhere to aim.)
(He's brave enough to take half.)
- He did it. - Take one third of it.
Just one third.
Your hands are shaking so much.
- I know. - He's communicating...
with rice.
He's one with rice.
(The crew's amazed.)
Hold on. Why are you amazed?
- Why? - Who's next?
- It's your turn, Min Sang. - Hurry up.
Min Sang knows how to enjoy food.
- Don't split it. - It's close.
(An aggressive attack?)
Keep going.
There's spinach.
- Spinach. - He caught a spinach.
(Spoon is about to fall due to the spinach under the rice.)
- It's not smooth. - Spinach got caught.
Go slow.
(Without making the spoon fall...)
Don't just move it.
(He must remove the spinach.)
Go slow.
(Without making the spoon fall...)
Don't just move it.
(He must remove the spinach.)
(I must save it.)
- It's standing. - Okay.
You're done if you move the spinach.
The spinach is moving.
He got it.
(Spinach removal surgery, successful.)
It's not over yet.
That's amazing. Who's next?
- I picked it out. - Who's next?
I picked it all out.
- Who's next? - It's you, Jang Hoon.
It is?
We have high expectations for you Jang Hoon.
- I'm so in trouble. - You can't just have them all.
Show him what's good.
- It's tasty. - It is.
I don't think I can meet your expectations.
Hurry up. I'm super hungry.
(He quickly separates his portion.)
- You should scoop a lot. - I did.
(Next, is Hee Chul's turn.)
(Expressing disappointment)
Hey,
even if you lose, you should eat a lot.
Is the game that important?
That's not what's important.
We're not trying to make you a winner.
It's all about gaining weight.
I'm already full.
(Groaning)
I'm losing my appetite for the first time ever.
- You lost it? - I almost did.
Gosh. How dangerous.
(Falling down)
Hee Chul.
(The spoon falls down.)
- What was that? - Hey.
- Hey, Hee Chul. - That's what I expected.
I'm so disappointed in us for supporting you.
- I'm sorry. - Hey.
- You dropped the spoon, right? - I'm sorry, Se Yoon.
But you're not done yet. Don't put down the bowl.
I have the habit of saving food for later.
Is that so? All right, then.
I'm saving it. Don't touch it.
Min Sang is certainly the best.
(Eating away)
- Min Sang is the best. - He sure is.
Min Sang is sure the best.
(Take a look.)
- Yu Min Sang. - Yu Min Sang.
(All hail, the pudgiest of them all, Min Sang.)
Now, that hits the spot.
(Exclaiming)
Min Sang, do you want to play one more game?
Shall we?
(Looking slightly taken aback)
How should we punish...
our ugly little Hee Chul?
Since he lost the eating game,
we'll give him a proper punishment.
We'll be giving his back a good smacking.
It'll be lip-smacking good.
That is your verdict.
- This will be tasty. - Now, bend forward.
- Bend forward. - Hurry up.
- So, am I getting punished? - I got it.
It's done.
- Drink it up. - It would be perfect...
if I had a bit more.
I'm going to serve this to my father for dinner.
(Holding it preciously)
(He gets ready for his punishment.)
What a narrow back.
- Gosh. - There's nothing here.
We can't even play a card game on this surface.
- How skinny. - What is this?
- It's bone. - That's bone?
- It's bone. - It's bone.
- We can feel it. - I know.
- What is this? - It's the spine.
- The spine? - Gosh.
Look at this bony frame. How does he survive?
I think I've seen this at a science lab before.
- All right. - Let's do this.
Begin.
- Indian bop. - Indian bop.
That wasn't that strong.
- We didn't hit him hard. - Now, let's see it.
Watch your back, Ho Dong.
You've been getting a lot of gigs nowadays, right?
I'll see you there.
Let's see how long you last.
We have juniors watching.
(Watch what you're saying, we have juniors watching.)
But now...
that I'm full,
- I'm so sleepy. - Are you?
I'm going to sleep.
Sleeping is a good call.
How can you sleep when the cameras are rolling?
- Ho Dong is snoring already. - He's sleeping so well.
- That was a nice nap. - Ho Dong has it down.
- He knows how to do it. - After eating, you must...
lay down within five minutes.
That's how the food goes straight to the gut.
Don't you know the saying? "Sleep is a poor man's dinner?"
- Of course. - You sleep right away.
What are all these? Are we getting one each?
Everyone, listen up.
We're not handing these out.
What annoys you the most?
When I lay down to go to sleep,
I sometimes see my phone flipped over.
- Right. - Okay.
Isn't flipping it over again the most annoying thing ever?
You just need to grab it and flip it over.
You just need to do it.
Like this, dumbo.
Gosh. These skinny little punks.
He looks so "Hee Chul".
That's why you're all so famished.
That's what happens when you move around so actively.
You end up like Hee Chul and Kyung Hoon.
I'm sorry.
How can you flip it over without using your hands?
That is why we...
choose to flip the phone over as we lay down.
- That is the way. - With your body?
Yes, that's right.
- With your body weight. - You've never tried it?
- You've really never tried? - Really?
Then, does the person with the most flips win?
Yes, pudgy pride is one the line.
- Then, I'll go first. - That's what it seemed like.
- You're going first, Ho Dong? - I am the man-of-the-hour.
(Ho Dong begins.)
- You're humble. - We have to line them up.
- Line them up. - It's like dominoes.
Our pride is on the line.
The Age of Obesity.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
They bounced up all over the place.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
The phones are everywhere.
- Gosh. - Amazing.
Did you see that?
- There's 3. - 1, 2, 3, 4,
- 5, and 6. - 5, and 6.
As expected.
Get up.
(Smacking)
You've done well.
He's on a whole another level.
- You... - Se Yoon.
He can jump. I'm jealous.
It's because you don't want to jump, right?
- Should I help you? - I hope the cell phones would...
float like the corn in "Welcome to Dongmakgol".
- "Welcome to Dongmakgol". - That would be funny.
Pop up everywhere.
("Welcome to Tub-makgol")
Now, he's going to get a mattress endorsement offer.
(You'll get an advertisement offer.)
They'll use you instead of an elephant.
A bed that doesn't budge even for Moon Se Yoon.
(Everyone's support is mustered.)
This is like the Olympics.
(Flipping phones on the bed, Moon Se Yoon, 180cm, 124kg)
(Will he be able to flip 6 of them?)
They've all...
been absorbed into his belly.
- Gosh. - They're flipped over.
- Flip them. - 1, 2, 3,
- There's 1 here. - There's 4 in total.
- There are 4. - 1, 2, 3, and 4. There are 4.
- Four? - Yes, that's it.
- There are only four. - Check precisely.
- How disappointing. - He's all talk.
You're all talk after all.
What's the whole point of being 124kg?
I knew from the moment I saw him sweating.
- I know. - It's so disappointing.
- I knew it. - He's nothing.
They said it was all broth...
so I thought it was really something.
- I'm sorry, everyone. - You don't know the basic rules.
- I don't understand, Se Yoon. - What is it?
But when you laid down,
how did five phones gravitate to your belly?
One of them is missing. Weren't there 10?
- 2, 4, 6, 8... - There are 10.
- Do you have bad eyes? - 2, 4, 6, 8, 10.
- You're right. - Gosh.
Even his eyes are fat.
- Yu Min Sang. - Yu Min Sang.
- Yu Min Sang. - I can't really see.
He's a cut above.
- His eyes are shut. - It's like a picnic.
- He's not counting properly. - You all...
don't even know how to play this game.
- Then how? - If you fall at the center,
the phones jump on your body.
You have to get the side.
You have to jump on the side...
to make them all flip over.
But if you fall on the side,
the other side won't bounce up.
No, look at how force works.
- There's plenty of force. - Was it too strong before?
- Were we? - Now, watch.
(Flapping back)
How cool.
He's so cool.
- Is the side, right? - His cape is stuck under his neck.
He's like Christian Bale's Batman.
I know.
(The pudgy Dark Knight)
Here I go.
(What kind of record will Min Sang set?)
Here I go.
- My goodness. - What is it?
(They remained untouched.)
Gosh.
- What's wrong? - It's zero.
Gosh.
- What was that? - What a joke.
Not even one got flipped over.
You, punk.
What was that?
- What was that? - Ho Dong really is the best.
Ho Dong is the best.
- He's the best. - Didn't I tell you?
I'm the original pig.
(Ho Dong is the top pig.)
- I'm the original pig. - Kang Ho Dong.
- Praise me. - Kang Ho Dong.
(All hail, the original pig)
- Kang Ho Dong. - I'm not just a pig.
I'm a corpulent pig.
- Corpulent pig. - Corpulent pig.
- He's good looking, our... - Corpulent pig.
- Corpulent pig. - Corpulent pig.
(Ho Dong, what good is that?)
- Something like that happened. - Hey, Ho Dong.
- Class is starting, fatty. - Don't do that.
- You fell asleep again? - What's wrong with you.
You always eat manduguk during recesses.
You eat, sleep, eat, and sleep. No wonder you're fat.
- Gosh. - He can't help himself.
(Didn't the world belong to pudgy people?)
(It must've been a dream.)
(Surprise)
(It's, you guys.)
- Hi. - Hello.
Nice to meet you.
You transferred in today, didn't you?
(Our world will come soon.)
You're all healthy, right?
I'm plenty healthy.
- You have to be careful. - That's right.
(Pig loves Ho Dong)
("Ho Dong's Nap" by Hee Chul and Kyung Hoon)
(In just a moment, Lee Seung Gi's feature preview will be revealed.)
(Last summer, they had Ho Dong's My Brother World Cup.)
(The winner was Lee Seung Gi.)
(Sulky)
(He will be discharged from army soon.)
(He's finally on Knowing Brothers.)
(Variety show special forces, Lee Seung Gi)
(How have you been, Brother?)
(Ho Dong's greeting is somewhat rough.)
(Cherish)
(He's the genuine variety show teacher.)
(He's passionate in front of his teacher.)
(Good job.)
(Ho Dong said it's okay to slap him.)
(Request received.)
(Demonstrations of mutiny continue.)
(Scared)
(Rumor of Ho Dong on Kyung Hoon's side)
(My teacher's become weak.)
(Do you have music ready?)
(Pressured)
(Ho Dong's in the palm of Seung Gi's hand.)
(Satisfied)
(Slapping too?)
(Hit)
(The return of the variety show king, Seung Gi)
(Celebrating Seung Gi's discharge)
(Coddling)
(Grin)
(Dance king's ceremony)
(Seung Gi's also excited.)
(Throbbing)
(Bounce)
(The party is heated up by Seung Gi's cuteness.)
(The party's over.)
(Throbbing hit or miss game coming soon)
(Knowing Brothers)
(Wait. 45 degrees in front.)
(See you next time.)
1, 2, 3.
("Lo Siento" by Super Junior)